Warren Buffett, You Are Mine!

Insurance scandals have finally given us a chance to buy a piece of Berkshire Hathaway (brk.b). While this news by itself may not be interesting, if you saw my twirling and heard my "Hells yeah!" around the room, you would surely want to know what caused it.

But abe, aren't you worried that this company will tank as insurance witchhunts continue? Check out what Buffett says to his lawyers when he sniffs wrongdoing...

Go through every transaction, if you find anything even remotely fishy, go right to the authorities.